OT: Newsgroup statistics for the last 31 day(s)

[Cab]

NGStatistics2: Newsgroup Statistics Program

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Copyright (C) 2004 Cab

Newsgroup.................: uk.rec.motorcycles
Stats Were Taken..........: Wednesday, Sep 01, 2004
Stats Begin...............: Sunday, August 01, 2004
Stats End.................: Tuesday, August 31, 2004
Days scanned..............: 31
Total No. of Articles.....: 16640
Total No. of Characters...: 26813704
Total Volume..............: 26185
Messages Per Day..........: 536.8
Characters Per Day........: 864958.2
Average Daily Volume......: 844 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 618
Messages with Sigs........: 79.17%
Original number of lines..: 87869
Total number of lines.....: 249304
Original content rating...: 35.24%

Top prolific 20 posters: Posts / Posts per Day /Percentage Share
=================================================================
1. Lozzo..........................................: 550 17.7 3.3%
2. Nigel Eaton....................................: 458 14.8 2.8%
3. Champ..........................................: 409 13.2 2.5%
4. Ace............................................: 370 11.9 2.2%
5. genuine_froggie_AT_zeouane.org.................: 352 11.3 2.1%
6. dwb............................................: 351 11.3 2.1%
7. Ben Blaney.....................................: 348 11.2 2.1%
8. Pip............................................: 334 10.8 2.0%
9. steve auvache..................................: 319 10.3 1.9%
10. Ben............................................: 287 9.3 1.7%
11. Lady Nina......................................: 282 9.1 1.7%
12. Porl...........................................: 279 9.0 1.7%
13. sweller........................................: 269 8.7 1.6%
14. Ginge..........................................: 261 8.4 1.6%
15. Grimly Curmudgeon..............................: 257 8.3 1.5%
16. platypus.......................................: 229 7.4 1.4%
17. deadmail_AT_burnt.org.uk.......................: 216 7.0 1.3%
18. Catman.........................................: 215 6.9 1.3%
19. sir.tony.......................................: 198 6.4 1.2%
20. William Grainger...............................: 184 5.9 1.1%

Top 20 Bandwidth slurping posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. Lozzo..........................................: 775 25.0 3.0%
2. Nigel Eaton....................................: 701 22.6 2.7%
3. genuine_froggie_AT_zeouane.org.................: 661 21.3 2.5%
4. Champ..........................................: 637 20.6 2.4%
5. Ace............................................: 546 17.6 2.1%
6. sir.tony.......................................: 510 16.5 1.9%
7. Pip............................................: 502 16.2 1.9%
8. Ben Blaney.....................................: 471 15.2 1.8%
9. Ben............................................: 446 14.4 1.7%
10. steve auvache..................................: 434 14.0 1.7%
11. Lady Nina......................................: 427 13.8 1.6%
12. Porl...........................................: 418 13.5 1.6%
13. dwb............................................: 411 13.3 1.6%
14. Gawnsoft.......................................: 405 13.1 1.6%
15. Catman.........................................: 399 12.9 1.5%
16. platypus.......................................: 395 12.7 1.5%
17. Just zis Guy, you know?........................: 386 12.5 1.5%
18. Grimly Curmudgeon..............................: 376 12.2 1.4%
19. Ginge..........................................: 355 11.5 1.4%
20. deadmail_AT_burnt.org.uk.......................: 329 10.6 1.3%

Top 20 popular threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
==============================================================
1. Best way to travel 5 miles to a train station?.: 1403 45.3 8.4%
2. {OT} The Americans.............................: 212 6.8 1.3%
3. {OT} Enough !..................................: 210 6.8 1.3%
4. best martial art...............................: 171 5.5 1.0%
5. Leather or Gore-Tex............................: 161 5.2 1.0%
6. Braking Was : Best way to travel 5 miles to a t: 161 5.2 1.0%
7. Paging those who've injured themselves.........: 161 5.2 1.0%
8. First long journey.............................: 151 4.9 0.9%
9. Bikers dead ? not car drivers fault............: 148 4.8 0.9%
10. How to filter your 206.........................: 143 4.6 0.9%
11. A tale of two business trips...................: 141 4.5 0.8%
12. {OT} Stateside.................................: 125 4.0 0.8%
13. Used Bike Purchasing for the Vacationing Americ: 122 3.9 0.7%
14. EOSM is coming soon to a pub near you..........: 121 3.9 0.7%
15. comments from Atkins devotees?.................: 117 3.8 0.7%
16. FOAK - Windows 98 help.........................: 116 3.7 0.7%
17. Taken roughly, from behind... (long'ish).......: 110 3.5 0.7%
18. There but for the grace of ....................: 100 3.2 0.6%
19. Biker Slang....................................: 96 3.1 0.6%
20. Leaving diesel vehicles running................: 93 3.0 0.6%

Top 20 bandwidth slurping threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
===========================================================================
1. Best way to travel 5 miles to a train station?.: 3014 97.2 11.5%
2. {OT} The Americans.............................: 382 12.3 1.5%
3. Fucking traffic-wardens!!!.....................: 366 11.8 1.4%
4. {OT} Enough !..................................: 358 11.6 1.4%
5. Leather or Gore-Tex............................: 317 10.2 1.2%
6. Braking Was : Best way to travel 5 miles to a t: 297 9.6 1.1%
7. Bikers dead ? not car drivers fault............: 296 9.6 1.1%
8. best martial art...............................: 290 9.4 1.1%
9. Used Bike Purchasing for the Vacationing Americ: 252 8.2 1.0%
10. First long journey.............................: 241 7.8 0.9%
11. Paging those who've injured themselves.........: 240 7.8 0.9%
12. A tale of two business trips...................: 238 7.7 0.9%
13. FOAK - Windows 98 help.........................: 212 6.8 0.8%
14. comments from Atkins devotees?.................: 209 6.7 0.8%
15. {OT} Stateside.................................: 207 6.7 0.8%
16. How to filter your 206.........................: 205 6.6 0.8%
17. EOSM is coming soon to a pub near you..........: 170 5.5 0.7%
18. There but for the grace of ....................: 164 5.3 0.6%
19. Leaving diesel vehicles running................: 163 5.3 0.6%
20. Third party cover?.............................: 159 5.2 0.6%

Top 10 posts with most original content (calculated in lines):
===============================================================
1. Sir.Tony.......................................: 1685
2. Sir.Tony.......................................: 842
3. Salad Dodger...................................: 222
4. Porl...........................................: 205
5. Blotto.........................................: 118
6. Sir.Tony.......................................: 106
7. Jason Lee......................................: 98
8. Lady Nina......................................: 93
9. Pip............................................: 72
10. Lady Nina......................................: 71

Top 10 original content posters:
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1. sir.tony.......................................: 3.64%
2. Lozzo..........................................: 2.62%
3. Nigel Eaton....................................: 2.37%
4. Pip............................................: 2.36%
5. Ace............................................: 2.34%
6. Lady Nina......................................: 2.17%
7. genuine_froggie_AT_zeouane.org.................: 2.16%
8. Just zis Guy, you know?........................: 2.04%
9. Champ..........................................: 2.02%
10. Grimly Curmudgeon..............................: 1.60%

Top 10 crossposted groups
==========================
1. uk.rec.cycling.................................: 1580
2. uk.transport...................................: 1542
3. uk.rec.cars.misc...............................: 119
4. uk.rec.cars.4x4................................: 111
5. rec.motorcycles................................: 101
6. uk.rec.motorcycles.classic.....................: 97
7. free.uk.cars.vauxhall..........................: 82
8. alt.flame.fucking.faggots......................: 77
9. alt.music.michael-jackson......................: 64
10. demon.local....................................: 63

Top 10 news readers with number of posts made
==============================================
1. Microsoft Outlook Express......................: 4483
2. Forte Agent 1.x................................: 2259
3. Forte Agent 2.x................................: 1402
4. MicroPlanet Gravity............................: 1326
5. Mozilla........................................: 1146
6. Turnpike.......................................: 1128
7. XanaNews.......................................: 1049
8. Unknown........................................: 561
9. Xnews..........................................: 455
10. tin............................................: 392

Number of posters using x-no-archive over the period
=====================================================
181

Largest post
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Sir.Tony: Fucking traffic-wardens!!!: 128581

Busiest Day
============
12/8/2004 : 826 Posts

Quietest Day
=============
28/8/2004 : 246 Posts

N.B. The following OT statistics do not count
the number of posts buggered up by Outlook Express.

Off Topic posts are classed as those starting by:
O.T., o.t., OT :, ot :, OT:, ot:, [OT], [ot], (OT), (ot)
OT -, ot -, OT- , ot-, OT., ot., OT, Ot, OT(,

Number of subjects classed as Off Topic:
=========================================
147

Top 10 OT posts
================
1. best martial art...............................: 149
2. A tale of two business trips...................: 141
3. comments from Atkins devotees?.................: 86
4. Claustrophobia Tips............................: 81
5. Limited Companies and EKS......................: 79
6. Mormons, what's the deal?......................: 77
7. Kids cartoons as seen in the 70's..............: 76
8. Leaving diesel vehicles running................: 70
9. Car in the back of mine, but still funny.......: 65
10. buying a field.................................: 62

Busiest 5 hours (Average over period)
======================================
1. 2100hrs........................................: 39.71
2. 2200hrs........................................: 37.94
3. 2000hrs........................................: 31.94
4. 0900hrs........................................: 31.32
5. 1000hrs........................................: 30.58

Quietest 5 hours (Average over period)
=======================================
1. 0400hrs........................................: 2.03
2. 0200hrs........................................: 2.10
3. 0300hrs........................................: 2.19
4. 0500hrs........................................: 3.81
5. 0100hrs........................................: 5.52

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End of stats for uk.rec.motorcycles

[Nigel Eaton]

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Cab

Post by Cab
2. Nigel Eaton....................................: 458 14.8 2.8%

Oh fuck me.

<click, BANG!>

[Ginge]

Post by Nigel Eaton
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Cab

Post by Cab
2. Nigel Eaton....................................: 458 14.8 2.8%

Oh fuck me.
<click, BANG!>

Exploding mice! get 'em whilst they're 'ot.

[The Older Gentleman]

Post by Nigel Eaton
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Cab

Post by Cab
2. Nigel Eaton....................................: 458 14.8 2.8%

Oh fuck me.
<click, BANG!>

And another Z1300 starter relay bites the dust.

[Lady Nina]

On Wed, 1 Sep 2004 01:14:45 +0200 (CEST), Cab

Post by Cab
11. Lady Nina......................................: 282 9.1 1.7%

Oh heck, I was hoping that I'd stay out of these, then I could pretend
I don't waste too much time on newsgroups that could be spent
productively elsewhere.

Still today I got loads of stuff done then cleared out the garage and
burnt things so that's OK.

[Grimly Curmudgeon]

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Post by Cab
===============================================================
1. Sir.Tony.......................................: 1685
2. Sir.Tony.......................................: 842
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1. sir.tony.......................................: 3.64%

How come that cum-dribbling cunt is even in there?

Original? It's the same shit all the time... I move he be ignored by the
software.

[steve auvache]

Post by Grimly Curmudgeon
It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Post by Cab
===============================================================
1. Sir.Tony.......................................: 1685
2. Sir.Tony.......................................: 842
=================================
1. sir.tony.......................................: 3.64%

How come that cum-dribbling cunt is even in there?
Original? It's the same shit all the time... I move he be ignored by the
software.

I dunno. On balance no. It is mostly our own fault for not finding a
way of dealing with him yet.[1]

In the past the various muppets that visited that wouldn't go away have
gone away but this one doesn't play to the same set of rules.



[1] 12 days is it now?

[steve auvache]

Post by Cab
4. Ace............................................: 370 11.9 2.2%
5. genuine_froggie_AT_zeouane.org.................: 352 11.3 2.1%
6. dwb............................................: 351 11.3 2.1%
7. Ben Blaney.....................................: 348 11.2 2.1%
8. Pip............................................: 334 10.8 2.0%
9. steve auvache..................................: 319 10.3 1.9%

2 posts a day separates me from 4th. And I thought having a week off
would help towards pretending I had a life.

Hey ho my pot is half full but only because some cunt has pissed in it.

[Ben Blaney]

Post by Cab
Top prolific 20 posters: Posts / Posts per Day /Percentage Share
7. Ben Blaney.....................................: 348 11.2 2.1%

Oh, spesh. I wonder if I'm slipping down the rankings because I'm
grafting like a motherfucker.

Post by Cab
Top 20 popular threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
==============================================================
1. Best way to travel 5 miles to a train station?.: 1403 45.3 8.4%

Ah, no. It's because I killed the biggest thread.

[Ginge]

In article <***@4ax.com>, Ben Blaney
says...

Post by Ben Blaney

Post by Cab
Top prolific 20 posters: Posts / Posts per Day /Percentage Share
7. Ben Blaney.....................................: 348 11.2 2.1%

Oh, spesh. I wonder if I'm slipping down the rankings because I'm
grafting like a motherfucker.

Seems to have worked for me.

[PeterT]

Cab

Post by Cab
Top prolific 20 posters: Posts / Posts per Day /Percentage Share
=================================================================
1. Lozzo..........................................: 550 17.7 3.3%
2. Nigel Eaton....................................: 458 14.8 2.8%
3. Champ..........................................: 409 13.2 2.5%
4. Ace............................................: 370 11.9 2.2%
5. genuine_froggie_AT_zeouane.org.................: 352 11.3 2.1%
6. dwb............................................: 351 11.3 2.1%
7. Ben Blaney.....................................: 348 11.2 2.1%
8. Pip............................................: 334 10.8 2.0%
9. steve auvache..................................: 319 10.3 1.9%
10. Ben............................................: 287 9.3 1.7%
11. Lady Nina......................................: 282 9.1 1.7%
12. Porl...........................................: 279 9.0 1.7%
13. sweller........................................: 269 8.7 1.6%
14. Ginge..........................................: 261 8.4 1.6%
15. Grimly Curmudgeon..............................: 257 8.3 1.5%
16. platypus.......................................: 229 7.4 1.4%
17. deadmail_AT_burnt.org.uk.......................: 216 7.0 1.3%
18. Catman.........................................: 215 6.9 1.3%
19. sir.tony.......................................: 198 6.4 1.2%
20. William Grainger...............................: 184 5.9 1.1%

Oh my God, somebody killed darsy!

[Pip]

Post by PeterT
Oh my God, somebody killed darsy!

Oh, thank you very much. I now have a mental picture of darsy dressed
in an appropriately orange hooded dufflecoat ...

"Kenny is the unlucky one and dies a different way in almost each
episode. He is poor and lives in a run-down shack with his violent and
drunken family. He is muffled when he speaks, and we are left only to
guess at what he has said."

... this has to be more than mere coincidence.

[PeterT]

Pip

PeterT

Post by PeterT
Oh my God, somebody killed darsy!

Oh, thank you very much. I now have a mental picture of darsy dressed
in an appropriately orange hooded dufflecoat ...
"Kenny is the unlucky one and dies a different way in almost each
episode. He is poor and lives in a run-down shack with his violent and
drunken family. He is muffled when he speaks, and we are left only to
guess at what he has said."
... this has to be more than mere coincidence.

And for all that the Tango-Man(tm) doesn't even need the dufflecoat.